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mad libs in Panama

There was a (type of person) PRIEST named (name) FATHER HUNT who lived with (name) LORENZO who always (verb) JUMPED on the (furniture) OTTOMAN but FATHER HUNT didn't care because (she/he) HE was on (his/her) HIS way to (place) THE HOT SPRINGS to eat (food) TOMATOE PASTE all day long. He spent (number) 495 days just (verb) POSTURING with his (name for friends) AMIGOS by the (body of water) BATH TUB. He learned to (sport) SHOT-PUT and (hit on) FERLAXED his instructor named (name) BONIGUA. His shot-put instructor, Bonigua had the (size) GRANDE-est (body part) CANKLES and it made him (perspire) STANK right through his (clothing) CUMBERBUND. During (meal) SHABBAT he finally mustered up the guts to (communicate) TELEPATHY with (adj) STANKY Bonigua. Too bad (person) NASTY BOI MRS. JACKSON was already (verb) WALLOWING with Bonigua. (expletive) SHART! what is Father Hunt to do? Should he (verb) SHART all the way home or stay and (verb) FERLAX with (adj) STANK Bonigua? In the end, (person) NANCY PELOSKI came to his rescue. She (verb) WAFFLED the (expletive) JFC out of him until he was a (level) MASTER at (skill) SPELLER.